October 2011
24 posts
WatchIf you ever sink you are sad just know you cannot possibly be as sad as this dog.
Does:
All this on-trend orange make you want to C your P’s?
Speaking of people on the internet who can write. →
September 2011
98 posts
Ow. Ben. Fucking nice one M8. →
Weeerkin It.
Tonight I did my first night-shift thing at me new rustic-interior restaurant job. It was sleazy easy because I have this dickhead kiwi-gurl accent so customers could ask things like where are you from and I could reply with quirky earthquake and good beaches stories. I did jokes and lining up of napkins and forks and got asked four times to do the haka and all types of what will eventually be...
In terms of reading about other people's shit,... →
