If you ever sink you are sad just know you cannot possibly be as sad as this dog.
All this on-trend orange make you want to C your P’s?
Speaking of people on the internet who can write. →
Ow. Ben. Fucking nice one M8. →
Tonight I did my first night-shift thing at me new rustic-interior restaurant job. It was sleazy easy because I have this dickhead kiwi-gurl accent so customers could ask things like where are you from and I could reply with quirky earthquake and good beaches stories. I did jokes and lining up of napkins and forks and got asked four times to do the haka and all types of what will eventually be...
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